blog graphicAuthor and sh*t disturber Noam Chomsky has likened the current racist mood in the USA to a lengthy 24/7 version of “Fear Factor” 

Chomsky’s theory is that the current Zombie frightening entertainment frenzy is obviously just replacing the “walking dead” for the living blacks and Hispanics hordes “taking over America”.

 

We are living in a very scared society and we all have something to be scared about there’s no doubt about that. 

 

America has become a very scared society

 

Older white people in large areas of the country are scared that Snoop Lion or Dogg will move into their neighborhood and open a shopping mall that just sells pot. This will lead to everyone being raped and murdered even the Maltese terriers and worse than that really loud music!

 

Red Necks are being told to fear the government that’s “coming to take our guns away.”

 

Red Neck’s attitude being: “If our kids want to accidentally kill their brothers and sisters with our guns…that’s our business!!  

 

 Women fear the men in government who try to control their bodies and their minds…

Men fear being emasculated by strong powerful women who want to control their body’s ands their minds

 

 Christians fear a Muslim take over while Muslims fear interment camps.

 

 12,000,000 Hispanics fear being sent back to the places that don’t have floors…

 

And all of this fear is being exploited by the 1% with all their money and all their propaganda because they fear the Unions and Socialism, which would really fuck up their profits and even see them having to pay taxes and have to live with last year’s Maserati.

So Zombies, who you can’t kill without chopping off their heads, and who eat human brains for breakfast are perfect examples of something really horrible to fear.

Zombies encompass all the horrors of unstoppable violence that make people most fearful.

But of course Zombie’s are not real … So what should we really find fearful?

The art of manufacturing fear in the perpetuation of control of the minds of the people. That’s really scary stuff…..

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Watching the BEATLES reunion special reminds us all that all that great music was written by people smoking a Sherwood Forrest of pot. Not only John, Paul, George and Ringo…but everybody else in Rock n’ Roll.

This might also be true of other great creative talents ..surely Bill Shakespeare probably had a pipe load before he wrote Midsummer Night’s Dream…Bill’s Bottom and the players were definitely stoners and Puck? give me a break he was an acid trip.

Oscar Wilde and Gilbert and Sullivan indulged of course… even in Victorian England the straight laced were not that straight.

Want to go back a century need one say more than Mozart? If Mozart’s riffs were not created while “bong imbibing” then I’m a plate of Haggis.

Hillary Clinton denied she smoked weed this week but said she’d get a contact high from Bill…she also said she liked to watch …she didn’t say what but with Bill it could’ve been almost anything thing warm and in a dress.

Tommy Chong told the press recently that he was cancer free and he did it by drinking massive does of hash oil. You can buy it by the bottle at “Ali Kahn’s New Delicatessen  in New Delhi of course…One swig and it’s Bombay’s away!!

Phillip Morris announced that they will begin to sell across the counter packets of Mary by next year…”Yes officer I’m the designated non toker!”

6 fl Guru Bernie

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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I just watered this hat for Kelly LeBrock.

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Jon Stewart : “So who was the best smelling actor you ever worked with?”

Tom Hanks: “Kevin Bacon.”

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Three other NFL football players have decided to come out..but they’re not all tight ends.

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The Toyota company is recalled 1,000 ,000 Hybrids due to an on board commuter that doesn’t like Obamacare.

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Rand Paul is seeking maximum attention right now and will wear a suit that light up with neon lettering  reading “Look at Me!”

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Pat Robertson doesn’t like the CREATIONIST museum… he says its historically incorrect because “Saint Peter never had the talking Pterodactyl that said:”Polly wants Loaves and Fishes! “and “Judas Sucks.”
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The rivers in North Carolina are so contaminated they’re using fish as light bulbs.

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Roger Ailes has agreed to take Mygen Kelly and the Fox Blondes to Vegas for a live show called “Almost Nudes at Eleven”

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