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Recently Hillary Clinton was quoted as saying the Bible is her favorite book. To many thinking people this might seem a moment for the reality police to arrest Mrs. C for public pandering.

We all know how important it is to be an “over the top Christian” right now.

There are incidents of the increasing hysteria all over the media, in Washington politics and States controlled by insane fake religious freak governors who may be faking it or not…but needing that core end of times freaky voting block.

Religious freaks making legislation so they can stick medical instruments up women’s private parts in the name of Biblical quotes that don’t exist.

Religious freaks that want to protect life until it “is” life and then not help the life once it “is” life by providing government health care, education and adequate nutrition to keep that life alive and well!

Yes this is “the theater of the absurd” of the 21st CENTURY.

The Right-Wing and the Christian extremist own this title…

“THE THEATER OF THE ABSURD”

The rest of us have a front row seat to watch it unfold.

“The Jesus as a warrior” cult is here to stay. It is in the armed militias, it is in the armed churches and it is in the US Military.

Don’t get it wrong however, this is only a small virulent dedicated branch of a religion, but then again, so is the crazy murderous ISIS in Iraq and they’re lopping off heads and massacring their own people indiscriminately right now.

Things are unfolding in Washington at an increased rate where at a Congressional hearing recently, the representative of the Lunatic Fringe branch of Right Wing Christian Insanity inane Louie Gohmert, was somehow allowed to quote a Biblical passage. He asked a witness who just happened to be a centrist pastor if he believes “JESUS is Lord and Savior.” This unconstitutional ignorant harassing crap went unchallenged by any Democrat on this said committee meaning that like Hillary, all current politicians are scared shitless of being called “anti religious” or Atheist or gay, or vegetarian.

Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal making a red meat speech to a Christian convention recently predicted a “Christian revolution” to take over Washington. He painted Liberals as non-believers and dangerous to the ways of moral Christianity.

This speech (if read in context) should be getting little weirdo Bobby thrown into a dank cell with no chance of a fair trial for 10 years. As we know this is the usual American punishment for somebody who like Bobby fits the description of a Muslim terrorist but is actually a right-wing Christian terrorist.

 THE THEATER OF THE ABSURD…we are definitely in it.

“Holy Take-Over Batman!”

This is a fact and its getting weirder and more dangerous every day…This sounds like a movie idea doesn’t it?

Maybe it is!

How about this as a scenario for an action movie?

“THE TAKE-OVER!”

Tim Burlington is a young cadet. He is accepted into the Air Force and arrives full of patriotic pride in Colorado Springs, Colorado. In flashback scenes we see his father is an Air Force vet who served honorably flying transports in and out of Vietnam.

He hooks up with Allan Miller a Jewish cadet whose grandparents were Holocaust survivors and whose loving and protective parents were against him being in the military.

“Allan we wanted you should be a lawyer or at least a dentist, but all that flying and jetting around its gonna be very noisy!”

The two cadets become close buds immediately and almost as soon as they settle in they are confronted by about half a dozen squeaky clean cadets with a kind of blank staring look, like an older version of “Children of the Corn”.

“We’re here to ask you to take Jesus as your personal savior”

“If you want to make it in this man’s Air Force you’d be wise to think about this.”

Tim wants to tell them to fuck off and Allan sort of laughs and tells them Jewish people don’t have to do that because Jesus wasn’t into elitism and personal ego trips.

These very white guys and gals can’t see any humor in this. In fact they seem almost devoid of any depth of character.

As the process of their training gets underway, the two new recruits become acutely aware of the fact that there are any number of these blank staring religious fanatics in the ranks and even more disturbingly, in the officer’s ranks as well.

At mess, they’re asked to join hands in a prayer thanking the Lord Jesus for scrambled eggs. They stifle their laughter not wanting to disturb the atmosphere but at the same time this unexpected intrusion is creeping them out and this is only the first week there.

In a series of ever increasingly ominous encounters they realize they may be the only cadets in their wing that are not seemingly mindless robotic religious airmen and air-women figures.

One night there is a mandatory screening of Mel Gibson’s “The Passion of Christ” during the screening Allan’s sensibilities are on edge. He gets up and leaves. Tim goes with him.

As they leave the other recruits accuse them of being “Christ Haters” and threaten them.

Later that night Allan is attacked by several men and women dressed in long white robes and big bad Tim rescues him from what might have been a fatal blow by smashing one of the robed figures with a rifle butt.

The next day at mess it’s easy to see the havoc that Tim caused amongst the Children of the Corn.

Lt. Gen. Mark Hendry the commander of the academy orders Tim and Allan to report to his office.

They can lay this shit on him.

To their amazement even he seems to be in this conspiracy.

“It would be better for the both of you to understand what’s going on in this great nation of ours, so you can conform with the new direction we’re planning to take this country.”

The two cadets remain silent as this is their superior officer and their careers are apparently on the line.

Hendry rants on: “These part-time Christians and damned Atheists are ripping the moral fiber of our Christian society apart and we, as the faithful, are not going to stand for it!

The guys are aghast!

“In the name of our Lord Jesus Christ I plan to take back this country and I will create a new World order in the name of God Almighty!”

The recruits using every bit of their joint will power to tell Hendry they totally understand his wild-eyed arbitrary command for them to join the Christian military and fight for a return to moral values.

As the depth of Hendry’s lunacy starts to dawn on Tim and Allan they have to find out how far it’s gone, how far up it goes and what they can do to stop it. Can one crazy lunatic actually start a World War in the name of religion…again?

Just then there’s a light at the end of the tunnel.

A female cadet, Sandy Crowley sends them a note wanting to meet secretly.

There are eyes everywhere even though the guys are now telling the fanatics that they’re on board. The three meet in an aircraft maintenance room late at night.

Sandy says she is like them. She’s as frightened as they are.

But is she a mole? Is she someone sent to find out if they’ve really turned? They’re not sure until she tells them the following facts.

“Some units of the United States Air Force are now being infiltrated by the Fundamentalist Dominionist Christians and they hold very violent and extreme views.

They are very well organized and powerful but not so strong that they could take over just yet.

But Hendry is impatient and he doesn’t want to wait. He’s planning to fly a stealth bomber to Russia and Peking and nuke the crap out of them starting a World War that will bring forth the second coming of Christ.

In his mind, in the total confusion that will follow, God will make him the leader of a Universal Christian government that will solve all the World’s problems. In his insanity he believes that through a World War, he will be solely responsible for paving the way for the return of Jesus.

Unfortunately while counting on the Lord, Hendry forgot about Tim, Allan and Sandy, who in a series of exciting action scenes burst out of the academy and make their way to a place where they can warn the still loyal military of the United States of the clear and present danger at hand.

Hendry meanwhile plans his flight of destiny.

Special Forces capture him as he kneels in front of his nuclear-armed Stealth Bomber for his final prayer.

EPILOGUE

The loyalist US government troops fight a spectacular pitch battle with Hendry’s fanatical followers and capture and intern them.

Government leaders talk to the captured Dominionists, telling them that no longer will any particular religious philosophy be touted over another, and that the constitutional guarantee of the separation of church and state will be strictly adhered to from here on out.

The President is briefed on the progress of these talks and he’s told the progress is good.

The President decorates Tim, Allan and Sandy.

Sandy quits the Air Force and goes into politics

In the last scene however we see the unrepentant Dominionist POW’s convincing some of the more receptive guards that if they allow them to escape, Jesus will anoint them when the rapture comes and He will bring them with Him to the kingdom of heaven.

There is one guard standing away from the crowd who looks directly into the camera and says: “Bullshit!”

The closing music strikes up a rousing rendition of “Onward Christian Soldiers” done as a rap anthem.

As REPUBLICAN websites across the country quickly delete any reference to their criticism of “weak Muslim loving” Obama’s lack of will power in rescuing the only American POW in Afghanistan, the mega-mountain of hypocritical extremist crap talk grows into a stinking pile of disgusting political human waste!

Here comes the screaming hordes of ill informed, shooting from their asses, crazed media and political freaks demanding that the President should be impeached for saving an American Soldier from the enemy!

LET’S REPEAT THAT!

“Certain American politicians are today starting to demand   impeaching their President for doing his sworn duty as President to rescue and bring home any American military personal left behind.

This is the creed of the military what so ever the circumstances of said military personnel.

These American traitors (and that’s what they) are currently and deliberately undermining their President’s authority, and this while he is in Europe dealing with the dangerous and delicate task of shoring up this countries alliances with its NATO allies.

This is unbelievable, but apparently happening without a thought about the ramifications.

Obama is working to secure a peace through our military strength while at the same time facing withering false criticism from a war criminal like Dick Cheney, who was responsible for losing a war, killing hundreds of thousands of men women and children and almost destroying the American economy. Unbelievable but happening!!

If we’re going to have rational discussions about this POW swap in a rational way we should not ever go to FOX NEWS, or now even CNN.

We also can’t wait to see what sh*t David Gregory will shovel up from his deep slime pit of bias.

Watching MSNBC’s Rachel Maddow last night, who does get a little shrill and righteous sometimes, was a wake up call.

She played clip after clip back to back of the horrible personal insults being piled onto this missing kid soldier and his loving family all from Fox News.

When the camera came back on her she just sat there in unbelieving silence for a few seconds….

That silence was very powerful.

Has the REPUBLICAN party sank this low that they can condemn and prosecute both a returning POW who has been under major duress for 5 years and his savior their PRESIDENT without a second of second thought. It seems they are gleefully glomming onto what they think is a way to depose and humiliate their dreaded smart black guy President even as he tries to save their asses over in Europe and with 30% more emission controls at home….

…and as he saves the ass of one mixed up kid from Idaho and returns him to his loving and trusting family, hopefully not to be lynched by a hysterical crowd of open carriers.

This cruel and unfair rush to judgment, as any rush to judgment, might turn out to make the rushers as foolish as when Karl Rove thought that Romney had Ohio in the bag and Ann Romney was picking out the drapes for the Oval office.

Beware of the truth you shameful despicable reactionary weasels, it might come back and make you have to climb back into the clown car and drive away feeling constipated with a major build up of bigotry.

This show isn’t over ‘till it’s over and the President knows more about the big flat screen picture while the whiners are still watching it on a black and white 10” from the 50’s,

Which …either way… featured a black guy rescuing a white guy.